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                            I USED to own, manage and run an antique store
                            on
                            
                            Asklipiou Street
                            
                            in Exarhia. For those of you who don't know
                            about Exarhia, it's now a fashionable student
                            hangout between Lykavittos and Strefi hills
                            but it used to be where the Anarchists hung
                            out. For those who don't know about the
                            Anarchists, they were 5th century BC Athenians
                            who would sit philosophising, often drunk,
                            about the wrongs of the world and eventually
                            would be drawn into another traditional
                            ancient Greek pastime which is writing on
                            walls.
 
                            
                            Which brings us back to my antique store, the
                            walls of which had cracks which I covered with
                            prints of ancient
                            
                            Greece
                            
                            and sold for a nice profit, thank you very
                            much. But let me tell you a thing or two about
                            buying antiques. It's the same advice that
                            Asklepius would have told his friends if he
                            had owned an antique store and not been a
                            healer:
 
                            
                            Go to Monastiraki! That's from
                            
                            Athinas Street
                            
                            to Thission train station. This has been the
                            hub of fleecing foreigners seeking antiques
                            since Asklepius came hunting for herbal
                            remedies. In fact, the Fleece Market runs
                            parallel to the ancient Agora below the
                            Acropolis.
 
                            
                            If you want upscale, go to Kolonaki and
                            various alleys dotted around town but I avoid
                            these high-priced clip joints except for
                            comparing the price of something I just picked
                            up in Monastiraki.
 
                            
                            But back to Balkan-style buying where East
                            meets West just like it was when Asklepius was
                            dispensing foot-blister salve. The crowded
                            flea market stalls sell everything from mobile
                            phones to army surplus, records to old
                            postcards, metal piping to Indonesian wood
                            carvings.
 
                            
                            This is the place where "real" antiques can be
                            bought. Can you get them cheap? Some good
                            Victorian pieces from 1870-1905 can be
                            acquired off the back of pick-up trucks parked
                            at Avyssinias Sq in the heart of the flea
                            market. You'll pay between 30,000 and 300,000
                            drachmas. These are usually in need of
                            restoring. I helped a friend barter for
                            a
                            
                            Skyros
                            
                            island chair for 25,000 drs. The ornate
                            griffin carving and style hasn't changed much
                            over the past couple of millenniums.
 
                            
                            Indeed, if you look around the slightly
                            overpriced shops, some real bargains can be
                            had. I bought an overstuffed carved Victorian
                            armchair for 40,000 drs. It needed
                            upholstering and stripping but was worth the
                            work. But beware of Egyptian
                            imitations.
 
                            
                            You can also find lovely crystal glass sets or
                            finely etched glass aged 20 to 120. Again, the
                            best bargains are those you blow off the dust
                            and give the sales shark a disapproving
                            look.
 
                            
                            tips on bargaining
                            
                            
                        
            
                         
                            
                            Do it. Don't be shy. Don't be discouraged if
                            they laugh in your face. If they don't drop to
                            your suggested price - which should be at
                            least a third off the asked price - walk away.
                            Seven times out of ten, they will call you
                            back and add a bit onto your original barter
                            price. For those of you who don't speak
                            ancient barter Greek, all you will not
                            understand is: "It was bought for that price;
                            I'm making no profit; my sick mother is
                            waiting for an operation; my 10 children all
                            need..." etc. If you have any real desire to
                            buy things, it's worth going with a Greek
                            friend and buying lunch in exchange for their
                            innate haggling skills.
 
                            
                            Ancient artifacts can be found for a stiff
                            price in that same buzzing market, such as
                            small ceramic pots used by Asklepius for his
                            love elixirs. If you're not an expert, it's
                            tough to check authenticity so better avoid
                            this and enjoy your photos from the museums.
                            If you're really interested in buying, go to
                            the antiquity auctions at Sotheby's et al
                            in
                            
                            New
                            York
                            .
 
                            
                            The modern Agora is still a fashionable Sunday
                            pastime for the modern ancient Greeks. Then go
                            for a wander in the ancient Agora which is
                            probably all you can afford, having wandered
                            through the modern ancient Fleece
                            Market.
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